Cheap, pattern-based 'baby classifier' probes can outperform LLM-as-judge for detecting low-quality output in subjective domains (design), reaching AUC 0.74 separating designer-approved from designer-rejected sites.
Suggests that for some subjective-quality evals, mining concrete surface patterns and training small discriminative classifiers may be a better cost/accuracy tradeoff than prompting a large LLM to judge aesthetics, which is expensive and known to be noisy.
Any subjective or 'taste-driven' acceptance criterion may be approximated by a lightweight feature/pattern classifier extracted from large corpora, used as an automated gate rather than an LLM rubric.
Slop probes separate designer-approved from designer-rejected sites at AUC 0.74, outperforming many LLM judge methodologies.
Patterns are an effective way to identify slop quantitatively.
Probes checking for weight-only type pairing, neutral color palettes, Bootstrap/jQuery, and single font families.